The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I’d like to let out — a little house cleaning, if you will. One of the first facts we should face is that Dryvit is an opportunist. That is, it is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. An old joke tells of the optimist who falls off a 60-story building and, as he whizzes past the 35th floor, exclaims, “So far, so good!” But it is not such blind optimism that causes Dryvit’s coadjutors to think that they can promote mediocrity over merit. Dryvit embraces conformism with open arms. And if that seems like a modest claim, I disagree. It’s the most radical claim of all.

I use such language purposefully — and somewhat sardonically — to illustrate how Dryvit keeps trying to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. And if we don’t remain eternally vigilant, he will really succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don’t speak or correspond with quasi-devious, jaded rotters, Dryvit’s deputies, or anyone else who fails to realize that Dryvit’s prevarications are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, solecism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. If you’ve read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. Call me a cynic, but it is singularly apt that I haven’t the foggiest idea why Dryvit wants to rally for a cause that is completely void of moral, ethical, or legal validity. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Dryvit has any control over. But that’s inconsequential, because only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Dryvit’s Right Wing Policies. It applies to everything he  says and does.

What a cunning coup on the part of Dryvit’s slaves, who set out to overthrow democratic political systems and got as far as they did without anyone raising an eyebrow. Dryvit does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when it says that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility, that’s where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. Dryvit loves getting up in front of people and telling them that he  is the ultimate authority on what’s right and what’s wrong. He then boasts about how he’ll  impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior he disapproves of one day. It’s all part of the media spectacle that is Dryvit . Of course, he  soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, Dryvit’s worshippers claim to have no choice but to remove society’s moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, dim-witted dunderheads. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn’t make and don’t understand. I challenge you to ponder this subject with the broadest vision possible.

If you need the hard facts, be my guest.

  • Dryvit Corrupted the ACP Senate during his term, Appointing people to the senate, He Even Appointed myself in the Hope to Control me. That was where he made his mistake.
  • Dryvit Bribes People For His own Gain, An Example you Might Ask- There was a proposal going around to remove a Senator, who will remain unnamed. i was going to vote FOR this proposal, However I was told if i was going to vote to impeach this senator that he would have me removed from the senate.
  • Dryvit Removes People who are against him. Example- Motor20,Former 3ic. Motor Spoke out against Dry and was apparently accused of not doing his duty and GUESS WHAT! …………..DEMOTED!
  • When dryit stood down as leader, His Reign of Tyranny Continued, According to My Reliable Source, Dryvit used his Recently Promoted Brother Divotoo To Exploit His Gains. Dryvit also made himself co leader which is illegal due to the Re-joining Law. He Remained a Main Owner on Chat, Banning and Guesting people who spoke against him.
  • All Of this Led up to his removal by the very own Boomer20 and Oagalthorp. This my friends was the one of the best things that ever happend to ACP.
  • Much to My Sorrow Dryvit was Awarded The Medal of Honor By Saint The Former Leader putting a bad name on all the legends like David Shawn and Orcacam and Boomer20 who earned that medal through they’re devotion and service, Dry continues to remain an owner on ACP Chat.

And His new Army ”Gators” What a Joke. I’ll say no more about that…. for now

If you still believe Dryvit  is a ”God and Saviour”, Then im sorry to say this but you must have some sort of mental retardation.

Now For Dryvit’s Response to My Post- I’ll post that as soon as he does respond or if that coward does respond.

Hope You Found that Helpful.

~Max

Hello you CP News and Stories Readers! I’m going to post every Fridays with a new Top Ten List :)

Before I start, my friend in real life is asking me to advertise his blog so here is the link :D

Enjoy =D

Anyways, back to our top ten events that have occured right here on this site! =D
A lot of interesting events have occured on here ever since I created this blog on February 14th, 2008. They have ranged from wars to a sudden increase of blog hits on here (You’ll find out!).  With furthur to do, here goes for the top ten list! =D

#10: 2008 Depression
Remember the 2008 Financial Crisis? Well, we had one on here alright! CPNS lost a whopping 100.12 points on Penguin Street :D . We became bankrupt (inactiveness) and our CPNS headquaters liad to ruins and spiderwebs. It was the number 1 site for urban explorers!

#9: Enter in Jcapp and Shab
I needed some help with my site and for 2 guys who I trust to help maintain my site while I was gone for the summer and fall. Nothing too big, I just wanted to put this in.

#8: Reaching 10,000 Hits
According to the WordPress Blog Stats counter and graph, I calculated that we arrived at 10,000 hits sometime in late April, presumly April 27th to April 29th. It was a milestone for CP Blogs.

#7: Tostipotato was our frequent vistor on this blog! =D
Thanks Pablo for coming on daily! :D Go look in the page ‘CP in 2100′ to see his comment.

#6: Disappearance of Jingle Jay
This remains a cold case since July 2010. Nicknamed the ‘Ghost of CP News’, he disappeared without a trace from CP Armies. He also left behind CP News, where he was leader. No one knows his fate of today.

#5: Affiliates with Fox CP News
Jingle Jay came up with the idea of CP News being affiliates with Fox CP News. It was proven to be a fail due to antitrust behaviors.

#4: Rebuilding CP News
Yup, the former staffs of CP News decided to reconstruct this site. Too bad it went inactive again.

#3: Getting advertised on ACP Army
On Febuary 29th, 2008, our site got advertised on the ACP site by Oagalthorp. Furthur information can be found in the March 2008 in the ACp site called “A nearly forgotten victory”.

#2: Shab v Pegtiff
In the Aftermath of the CP News vs Sheila Crisis (That event is talked about next), the CEO of CP News and Stories and Vice President Jcapp found Shab to be guilty of fraud and bad motivations that caused CP News to  downfall. Too bad I retired because of grades and Shab began his rebellious actions of this site. He put the CEO (I) into contributor and had a presidental feud with Jcapp. To this day, the case is still being reviewed and a future deadline for a CP News court case will come to determine Shab’s future on CP News.

#1: War of Sites
We got into a war with Sheila’s site due to bad relations and tensions. It was really bad. We attacked and wrote attack posts at each other. The war still lingers today! (More info coming next week)

NEXT POST ON FEB 12TH 2010!

What happened to Jingle Jay? Why did he disappear?
This will reveal some shocking  information that you may not know about! Ranging from wide interviews and clues he left in his post, it is bond to tell everyone the real truth behind the curtains.

ALSO!

What caused the Site of Wars in 2008? Who is really to blame on it? Coming up next week!

Stay tuned!

Hello All,

Its Jcapp64. I was just looking over search terms, and I was amazed by some of them. Here they are now:

1. cp stories

2. navy of cp chat room xat.com

3. club penguin old news (Great to see legends coming to see us. We’re coming back with a comeback :D )

4. iamthewalrus clubpenguin (Wow… my interview is quite wowing…)

5. cpstories

Anyway, heres the update :D

Peace

ACP Senator Jcapp64 and CP news Vice President

Hey Guys,

I will be posting club penguin cheats!

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New pin at Pet shop!

This is the mine  closed!

Sky!

Attention administrators on the site (Peguin*, Houndy, and Luc)

Meeting will be sunday at 4:00 p.m. EST on January 10, 2010 to discuss plans.

xat.com/peguin21795 <For now

-Jcapp64

Peguin21795′s EDIT: I might come, but its only a small percent. Also, I feel like “exploring for my missing pieces” again.

Current Army News for Club Penguin.

Analyzing Boomer 20’s Retirement Post

Boomer 20 has retired as the commander of chief of ACP. In his retirement post, he talked about his sucess as leader and how it had impacted with his real life. He retired due to his leadership and its effects on school and other real life activities. Now he put Dryvit, the ACP 2nd in command as the new successor of leadership.

May the Army of Club Penguin live on as the symbol of dedication, of hope, friendship, and loyalty, for generations to come.  Thank you for everything you have given this army, and for everything you have given me.  For the last time, I salute you.

~Boomer 20
ACP Soldier

C.P News and Stories and myself wish you luck in life.

ACP vs. Alliance

Here is the current chronology of this war:

12/29/09: ACP won the “Decades End Journey” hosted by CPA Central.
12/30/09: Boomer posted a controversial post involving the fate of CP Armies.
12/31/09: UMA/ Nachos/ Orange Alliance declared war on ACP. Reason is still unknown to this day. (Most likely it was due to ACP’s imperialism and enormous size. This was later true when Person1233, Nacho advisor said for the ACPto be trimmed down.
1/2/10: ACP fought UMA/ Nachos/ Orange Alliance/ Romans at Ice Breaker, Snow Forts, Avalanche, Klondike and Brumby. ACP lost Avalanche citing its lack of importance.
1/2/10: ACP & The Alliance agreed on a cease-fire.
1/3/10: Boomer 20 retired.

Houndy: Jcapp asked if I was interested in rejoining CPNS. I said I would gladly accept. I’m back baby :cool:

Hello, this is Peguin21795, founder and current CEO of Club Penguin News and Stories. I AM not coming back to armies. however I will be along with Jcapp64, rebuild this wonderful site. Jcapp edit: That’s right. We will be co-presidents together sometime (meaning I’m the VP for now), and alongside, I’ll focus mainly on our staff, and peg will help manage cp army stuff… (amend it if it doesn’t seem good)

Over the course of 5 months, our site was deserted and the second period of abandonment began. This always happened whenever I was gone during the summer.

Today, 1/02/10, Jcapp64 and I talked in private on ACP chat. We agreed upon rebuilding CP News and Stories back to its glory days. Even our old news reporter, Lucario564, now a WW leader shown interest in helping us. Though we have not agreed on ideas yet, I would like to share to you viewers my proposals of bringing this site back.

Daily CP Army/ Cheats News

I, too, am good at graphics like Pringle and I would start creating banners to get our site known. We will be like CPA Central, bringing up to date army news, interviews, contests and much more!

We will also post daily CP updates, mission guides, free items and all that.

Reporters

We will need the best reporters that we can to help us with CP News.

Stats

My proposals includes trying to reach to 50,000 hits, 5 comments per post and 1-2 posts per day.

I hope this would be successful. I would also be creating a secret project that will be revealed a little bit in March and be released sometime next year for this site. Here’s a sneak preview:

We are CP News. We will never give up. Our new slogan is: Delivering army news, a different way.

Discuss, Peguin21795

My Poem, The Power of Love
I’ve been thinkin’ lately…
Thinkin’ ’bout the one.
Do I have the power?
I need to know.

Her soul is forcing me.
A magnificent charm is she,
But still… Could it work?
The one who interests her.

Wait. Is it me?
One way to find out.
I must ask…
Ask the question.

Short with a few words,
But it is discovery.
Christopher Columbus finds “India.”
Ferdinand travels around the world.

I must find the discovery.
Tempting me like obesity and cake.
Should I? Can I? Will I?
That’s to find out…

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