Interesting Interview Review: #iamthewalrus Leader

HELLO FANS

 

 

It is your beloved Vice President: Jcapp64! Today, I was somehow lucky to ask a dangerous criminal of the cyberspace a couple a questions. His name is…

JOE!

Trust me, this guy is bad to the bones. Before I give out the only info of the interview, I need to give a legal disclaimer:

Disclaimer: Every part of this text comes a real source, and some has come from shortened versions of what a mastermind hacking criminal actually posted. This criminal finds your info, or “doxes” you, and can be able to ruin your life. For safety reasons, we are posting this disclaimer in hopes that you do not interact, instigate, join, or become a victim of these mastermind hackers. One lawsuit from a victim has come up, and thereforth, you can be arrested at the extent of the law. DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH WALRUSES IN ANYWAY!!!! YOU WILL BE A VICTIM IF YOU EVEN TALK TO THEM!!!

Interview Start

(I give Joe a message on Facebook asking him about stuff. I have lost this information. I succeeded in bringing him to my chat where it officially begins)

(Joe comes in)

Me: So Joe, can’t believe I’m meeting you.

Me: So Joe, how long have you been hacking?

Joe: Since I took Computer Science III in College.

That’s a long time.

What about family?

Joe: Well they were gonna rat me out to the FBI, but I put them in the closet where they died.

Wow…

Well where’d you come up with the name “Walrus?’

Joe: I got it from when I was in Mexico, going and flying to Russia.

Interesting

Well, why did you choose Club Penguin? Why not Runescape?

Joe: I can’t tell you that (I was very nice about not going into detail.)

(Later, supposedly Joe sent in an ally of his to come in. This is his text)

Ally: Jcapp, as we speak, you know I am stealing your credit card number and everything.

(This is when I got angry, and I kicked them both out.)

 

 

Interview End

 

 

Anyway, that was my rough experience with Joe. It was like the game “Seven Minutes in Heaven,” only Heaven replaced with Hell.

Listen: DON’T MESS WITH THEM. I’M ON THEYRE EDGE :O They don’t treat you kind, so back out of their way.

 

Thanks for Tuning in

~Jcapp64